men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are
A baby chinchilla
why is this the first time I’ve seen a baby chinchilla
Because the world wasn’t ready for the sheer cuteness.
THIS IT. THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP. PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE. ALLOW THE SMALL YELL. SO GRAND.
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
Shiny Rotom Wash!